He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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