you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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