Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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