Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I DEMAND FORESKIN
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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