I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I think i got beer on your cat.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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