Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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