Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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