it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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