we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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