I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
where does the pee come out of this thing
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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