it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Randomize
