I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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