living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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