thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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