rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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