some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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