Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
