hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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