whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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