so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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