so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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