Let's paint friendship bongs
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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