You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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