i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
