So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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