Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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