he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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