so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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