Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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