I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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