don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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