I want to stick my p in your. b.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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