It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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