i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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