Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
Randomize
