What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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