This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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