you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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