Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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