youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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