I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
vagina is talking i cant
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Randomize
