also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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