Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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