I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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