He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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