Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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