Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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