She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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