actually, I'm a sock model
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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