Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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