my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
The power of my boobs compel you
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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