It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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